drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

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mypatronusisyou:

mypatronusisyou:

leafmotif:

artbymoga:

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

hoLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? JESUS CHRIST! Please followers keep this in mind and do not touch those things. Fuck. I can’t believe that something like that even exists…

FRIENDS IF YOU FIND ONE OF THESE FUCKING HELL DO NOT DETONATE IT YOURSELF.

CALL THE FUCKING POLICE PLEASE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

this reminds me of that little shit from the Butterfly Effect

why do white boys exist

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alextheachievementhunter:

I fucking love these guys.

alextheachievementhunter:

I fucking love these guys.

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sarazarr:

blue-author:

deathisabitch:

elyel:

Lets clear this out! 

Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
ElYEl


Aclaremos esto! 

Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
ElyEl

SIGNAL BOOST

Reducing an out of context picture of strangers to inspiration porn is so dehumanizing.

Oh internet you are so full of dark and light I just don’t even know what to make of you sometimes!

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ourtimeorg:

No more excuses.

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lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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tawnyport:

turncoatrunaround:

fuckyeahwashingtonstate:

invertthevirgin:

viatina:


The townspeople of Oakville, Washington, were in for a surprise on August 7, 1994. Instead of their usual downpour of rain, the inhabitants of the small town witnessed countless gelatinous blobs falling from the sky. Once the globs fell, almost everyone in Oakville started to develop severe, flu-like symptoms that lasted anywhere from 7 weeks to 3 months. Finally, after exposure to the goo caused his mother to fall ill, one resident sent a sample of the blobs for testing. What the technicians discovered was shocking – the globs contained human white blood cells. The substance was then brought to the State Department of Health of Washington for further analysis. With another startling reveal, they discovered that the gelatinous blobs had two types of bacteria, one of which is found in the human digestive system. However, no one could successfully identify the blob, and how they were connected to the mysterious sickness that plagued the town.

 WHAT THE FUCK

I live 15 minutes from Oakville. O_O

I looked into this story and it checked out.

From Wikipedia:
"Clear Blobs" incident
On August 7, 1994 during a rainstorm, a mysterious translucent gelatinous “blob” like substance fell in and around Oakville. One well known location was a farm owned by Sunny Barclift. Sunny’s mother Dotty Hearn as well as other townsfolk became sick with flu like illnesses after coming in contact with the blobs. It was also reported that during the time in question, some pets such as dogs and cats began to die mysteriously.[5] The unknown material fell again a reported six more times in the Oakville area.[6] Officials from the Washington State Department of Ecology that examined the substance, claimed there were a number of cells of various sizes, but that it was uncertain what animal they came from.[7] A local doctor, David Little, had some of the substance tested and reported that it contained human cells but strangely they did not have any nuclei, which nearly all human cells have.[7] In addition, it was said the material contained two types of bacteria, one of which is known to inhabit the human digestive tract. According to some theorists, 50 miles (80 km) away from the farm the military was doing bomb runs in the ocean and there was a theory that the bombs could have hit a smack of jellyfish that could have been dispersed into a rain cloud.[5]

tawnyport:

turncoatrunaround:

fuckyeahwashingtonstate:

invertthevirgin:

viatina:

The townspeople of Oakville, Washington, were in for a surprise on August 7, 1994. Instead of their usual downpour of rain, the inhabitants of the small town witnessed countless gelatinous blobs falling from the sky. Once the globs fell, almost everyone in Oakville started to develop severe, flu-like symptoms that lasted anywhere from 7 weeks to 3 months. Finally, after exposure to the goo caused his mother to fall ill, one resident sent a sample of the blobs for testing. What the technicians discovered was shocking – the globs contained human white blood cells. The substance was then brought to the State Department of Health of Washington for further analysis. With another startling reveal, they discovered that the gelatinous blobs had two types of bacteria, one of which is found in the human digestive system. However, no one could successfully identify the blob, and how they were connected to the mysterious sickness that plagued the town.image

WHAT THE FUCK

I live 15 minutes from Oakville. O_O

I looked into this story and it checked out.

From Wikipedia:

"Clear Blobs" incident

On August 7, 1994 during a rainstorm, a mysterious translucent gelatinous “blob” like substance fell in and around Oakville. One well known location was a farm owned by Sunny Barclift. Sunny’s mother Dotty Hearn as well as other townsfolk became sick with flu like illnesses after coming in contact with the blobs. It was also reported that during the time in question, some pets such as dogs and cats began to die mysteriously.[5] The unknown material fell again a reported six more times in the Oakville area.[6] Officials from the Washington State Department of Ecology that examined the substance, claimed there were a number of cells of various sizes, but that it was uncertain what animal they came from.[7] A local doctor, David Little, had some of the substance tested and reported that it contained human cells but strangely they did not have any nuclei, which nearly all human cells have.[7] In addition, it was said the material contained two types of bacteria, one of which is known to inhabit the human digestive tract. According to some theorists, 50 miles (80 km) away from the farm the military was doing bomb runs in the ocean and there was a theory that the bombs could have hit a smack of jellyfish that could have been dispersed into a rain cloud.[5]

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Reblog if you believe Roleplaying forms Friendships

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